Saturday, April 10, 2010

Giraffe Wars - Part II

We discovered that we aren't the only people who pit our babies against imaginary enemies... we just have far less time on our hands than Ready-Set-Bumpo. Here is the next installment of giraffe wars for your entertainment.

The giraffes have been quiet since the defection of their noneck obsese kin. The twins and noneck saw this as a good opportunity to tend to the farmland that is part of their kibbutz.

Not only is Noneck exceptionally strong and good with the plow, he makes an excellent pillow. There is evidence that the giraffes spliced his DNA with a hippopotamus. Nazi-like, if you ask me.

Emily says she would rather do battle with the giraffes than continue working the land. Cracks are developing already in the socialist paradise.

The bond between Noneck and Addison is growing. Here they relax together after a long day harvesting vegetables....vegetables they will use to lure the giraffes into a trap.

Given that the Coalition of the Nusery is facing a shortage of man/woman/animal power, they have taken the unusual step of recruiting their bankers to the conflict.

The newly enlarged Coalition assembles for calistenics and planning.

After once again being licked furiously by the pseudo-identical puppy twins, Addison spoke of the lack of ferocity in the nursery.

"Bear must be rescued!", exclaimed Emily. He has sharp teeth and claws wheras I have no teeth and mom always cuts my claws.

General Apple visited the library hoping that history might lend some insight to Emily's quest.

General Apple lectures Addison on the lessons history can teach. In this case, the team draws insight from We're Going on a Bear Hunt.

Emily clings to the bottom of Noneck's fur and he covertly escorts her to Bouncie Chair Prison.

Once inside, Emily learns that Bear is quite comfy in the vibrating bouncie chair prison. It takes some convincing and an appeal to his Nursery patriotism to get Bear to agree to escape.

Back in the nursery, Bear discovers something better than a vibrating bouncie chair--a new friend.

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